Damn Duck was spotted by paparazzi on New York City's #6 train early Sunday morning. Damn has a Nest somewhere in the Triquacka area in NewYork. Damn was just trying to blend in between takes on his new film.."To Mock A Killing Bird". It's a good thing we didn't see what Damn did to those photographers....they don't call him Damn Duck for nothing! This message has been brought to you by THE NATIONAL CARTOON COMPANY thank you.
Today it was announced that world famous Cartoon star Rat Bastard signed a 100 year one hundred zillion dollar contract with THE NATIONAL CARTOON COMPANY. Rat Bastard has starred in countless classic cartoons such as..."OH NO..IT'S RAT BASTARD!!" and the classic film ..."HERE COMES RAT BASTARD!!" RAT BASTARD will now join the great cast of actors, actresses already signed to the studio. Stars such as DAMN DUCK, APRIL FOOL, CHIPOLTLE-CHICKEN, BABY-CAKES, DR. LOVE, X-BOT, and FAT DADDY are looking forward to throwing pies as well as bombs at good old Rat Bastard. "AJAX TOILET BOWL REPAIR" the new cartoon starring Rat Bastard was deemed the greatest movie of all time before it was even made. The consensus was "AJAX TOILET BOWL REPAIR" was so good that it was decided by everyone involved that the cartoon should never be made. This message has been brought to you by THE NATIONAL CARTOON COMPANY. thank you.
I'm DAMN DUCK!! I was the biggest star in THE NATIONAL CARTOON COMPANY until Rat Bastard showed up! But my agent has hooked me up with some great scripts, and soon I'll return to cartoon glory.
Dammit!! WWAAAUUGGHHH!!